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Han Solo

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Quotes with Han Solo

Spoken by Han Solo

"Jabba, you're a wonderful human being."

―Han Solo

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker

"Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor."

―Han Solo

"Don't worry, she'll hold together... You hear me, baby? Hold together!"

―Han Solo talking about the Millennium Falcon

"Laugh it up, fuzzball."

―Han Solo to Chewbacca

"I'm going to grow a beard, just in case. How about you?"

―Han Solo

"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin' around!"

―Han Solo

"You don't have a plan?! You don't have a plan. No one ever has a plan. Why does no one ever have a plan?"

―Han Solo

"Scoundrel? Scoundrel. I like the sound of that."

―Han Solo to Leia Skywalker

"I don't need a partner, and I don't want a friend. My name says it all, pal. Solo."

―Han Solo to Chewbacca soon after swearing his life debt

"I hate dirty tricks like that... particularly when I don't pull them first!"

―Han Solo

"Yeah, well, if he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?"

―Han Solo

"You think a little thing like death's gonna slow us down?"

―Han Solo

"Don't listen to Her Worship. I have plenty of manners. I'm very, uh, mannerful."

―Han Solo

"Tell the stormtroopers you're recharging your framistats or somethin'. Be bold... be creative! You know... lie!"

―Han Solo to C-3P0

"Sometimes it’s more painful to know the truth than not to know it."

―Han Solo

"It’s always these little worlds that get you in trouble. Like Tatooine. I’m still living that one down."

―Han Solo

"If you’re going to admit to carrying a hold-out blaster, carry two and admit to one."

―Han Solo

"Isn’t destructive war kind of redundant? Until I see a constructive war, or even a giggly war, I have to think so."

―Han Solo

"That is an important artifact. It belongs in a museum!"

―Han Solo

"A whip can come in real handy in tight spots."

―Han Solo

"That's not how the Force works!"

―Han Solo

"Woman always figure out the truth. Always."

―Han Solo

"Off to save the galaxy again, that’s my Leia."

―Han Solo

"Sometimes it’s more painful to know the truth than not to know it."

―Han Solo

"When I brought you along on this trip, I never said you could be captain, and I didn’t tell you this is a democracy. Jacen, I love you. But sit down, shut up, and do as you’re told."

―Han Solo to Jacen Solo

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"That's not what the Empire would have done, Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done."

―Han Solo

Conversations with Han Solo

Valin: "I’m not a brat."

Han: "No, your dad’s the brat in the Horn family."

―Valin Horn and Han Solo